soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
(just not in that order)
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
this film was a masterpiece
bottom left is just fucking hilarious
Say what you want about the original Spider-mans but this was a treasure
Low-cost cosplay is truly one of mankind’s greatest achievements.
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY